The following is how Wikipedia describes the history of Festivus....

The holiday, as portrayed in the Seinfeld episode and now celebrated by many, includes practices such as the "Airing of Grievances," which occurs during the Festivus meal and in which each person tells everyone else all the ways they have disappointed him or her over the past year. After the meal the "Feats of Strength" are performed, involving wrestling the head of the household to the floor, with the holiday ending only if the head of the household is actually pinned.

The original holiday featured more peculiar practices, as detailed in the younger Daniel O'Keefe's book The Real Festivus. The book provides a first-person account of an early version of the Festivus holiday as celebrated by the O'Keefe family, and how O'Keefe amended or replaced details of his father's invention to create the Seinfeld episode.

The following are ten of the most unique gift ideas for Festivus 2010....

#1 Festivus: The Holiday for the Rest of Us- If you want to observe Festivus, this is a great guide on how to celebrate it properly.

#2 The Real Festivus- This book explains the amazing story behind the real history of Festivus.

#3 The Festivus Holiday Penguin Sculpture- Would Festivus be complete without the traditional holiday penguin sculpture?

#4 Seinfeld A Festivus for the Rest of Us Green Adult T-shirt Tee- Declare your love for Festivus with this very festive green shirt.

#5 Duracast Weight Set With Dumbells- Get prepared for the traditional Festivus "Feats of Strength" with this very versatile weight set.

#6 Seinfeld A Festivus for the Rest of Us Green Adult Hoodie Sweatshirt- What fan of Festivus would not want this beautiful green hoodie sweatshirt?

#7 Festivus - Airing Of The Grievances Dark T-Shirt- This shirt is great to wear during the "Airing of Grievances".

#8 Happy Festivus Car Magnet- Declare your love of Festivus to the rest of the world with this handy car magnet.

#9 Seinfeld Festivus T-shirt White- With this shirt you will never forget what date Festivus falls on ever again.

#10 StylePlus Silver Aluminum Poles, 6 Foot With White Caps- You simply cannot have Festivus without a proper aluminum pole.  This 6 foot aluminum pole should fit very comfortably in any living room.  Remember, the aluminum pole is the centerpiece of Festivus - a holiday for the rest of us.

Embarrassing Medical Exams

#1) A man comes into the ER and yells . . . 'My wife's going to have her baby in the cab.' I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress and began to take off her underwear.

Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs - - - and I was in the wrong one.

-Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Francisco

#2) At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall.

'Big breaths,'. . . I instructed.

'Yes, they used to be,'. . Replied the patient.

-Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA

#3) One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct.

Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a 'massive internal fart.'

-Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg

#4) During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that he was having trouble with one of his medications.

'Which one ?'. .. . I asked. 'The patch... The nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours and now I'm running out of places to put it!'

I had him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped I wouldn't see.

Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body!

Now, the instructions include removal of the old patch before applying a new one.

-Submitted by Dr. Rebecca St. Clair, Norfolk, VA

#5) While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, 'How long have you been bedridden?'

After a look of complete confusion she answered . . . ' Why, not for about twenty years - when my husband was alive.'

-Submitted by Dr. Steven Swanson- Corvallis, OR

#6) I was performing rounds at the hospital one morning and while checking up on a man I asked . . .' So how's your breakfast this morning?' 'It's very good except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the taste.'.... Bob replied. I then asked to see the jelly and Bob produced a foil packet labeled 'KY Jelly.'

-Submitted by Dr. Leonard Kransdorf, Detroit

#7) A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered ..... It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery.

When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green and above it there was a tattoo that read . . .' Keep off the grass.' Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said 'Sorry . . . Had to mow the lawn.'

-Submitted by RN no name

#8) As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB. I was quite embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams... To cover my embarrassment
I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly.

The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassing me.

I looked up from my work and sheepishly said. . .'I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?'

She replied with tears running down her cheeks from laughing so hard . . .

'No doctor but the song you were whistling was . . .

'I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener.'

-Dr. Wouldn't submit his name....

#9) A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.

The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

'Breast-fed,' she replied..

'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, 'No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk.'

I know,' she said, 'I'm his Grandma, But I'm glad I came.

The truth is that everyone loves a good joke.  It seems like people are always looking for new jokes to tell at work or at school.  That is why joke books are some of the most unique gift ideas.

If you are looking for a really good joke book, we recommend the Jokelopedia.  It will provide you with enough jokes to last for years!