#1 Boogie Board LCD Writing Tablet - This is very, very, very cool.  This "Boogie Board" is the smart, “green” alternative to sticky notes, memo pads, paper and ink.

#2 SONA FDA-Cleared Anti-Snore and Mild Sleep Apnea Pillow - Does your man snore?  If so, this would be a great gift for him (and for you since you won't hear him snoring so much anymore).

#3 New Balance N5 Max Heart Rate Monitor (Frost)- Does your man like to work out?  If so, this heart rate monitor will come in really handy.

#4 Level Cufflinks : Real Working Green Level Cufflinks W/Gift Box- Why not get your man some cufflinks that look good yet are functional at the same time?

#5 Golf Launchpad Golf Simulator- For men that are into golf, this makes a wonderful gift.  Seriously, if you are searching for a golf gift this is one that you are going to want to take a close look at.

#6 Suck UK Bottle Opener / Fridge Magnet- White- It is a bottle opener and it is a fridge magnet all at the same time!

#7 New Boss Audio Hs-Ir Wireless Headphones With Ir & Transmitter 2 Pair 12 V Audio - Does the constant blaring of the television bother you?  Well, get your man these wireless headphones and solve your problem!

#8 Ultimate Wine Gift Set with Cordless Electric Wine Opener, Wine Chiller, Pourer & Stopper - Do you both love wine?  If so, this elegant set would make an outstanding gift.

#9 Sleep Sound Machine from Brookstone - Tranquil Moments - Clinically Proven Acoustic Technology - Does your man have trouble getting to sleep?  Well, if so, this is one gift that he will be really, really grateful for.

#10 Tempur-pedic Comfot Slippers-large - Virtually all men past the age of 30 really appreciate a truly great pair of slippers.  Doesn't your man deserve a little bit of luxury and comfort?

The following is how Wikipedia describes the history of Festivus....

The holiday, as portrayed in the Seinfeld episode and now celebrated by many, includes practices such as the "Airing of Grievances," which occurs during the Festivus meal and in which each person tells everyone else all the ways they have disappointed him or her over the past year. After the meal the "Feats of Strength" are performed, involving wrestling the head of the household to the floor, with the holiday ending only if the head of the household is actually pinned.

The original holiday featured more peculiar practices, as detailed in the younger Daniel O'Keefe's book The Real Festivus. The book provides a first-person account of an early version of the Festivus holiday as celebrated by the O'Keefe family, and how O'Keefe amended or replaced details of his father's invention to create the Seinfeld episode.

The following are ten of the most unique gift ideas for Festivus 2010....

#1 Festivus: The Holiday for the Rest of Us- If you want to observe Festivus, this is a great guide on how to celebrate it properly.

#2 The Real Festivus- This book explains the amazing story behind the real history of Festivus.

#3 The Festivus Holiday Penguin Sculpture- Would Festivus be complete without the traditional holiday penguin sculpture?

#4 Seinfeld A Festivus for the Rest of Us Green Adult T-shirt Tee- Declare your love for Festivus with this very festive green shirt.

#5 Duracast Weight Set With Dumbells- Get prepared for the traditional Festivus "Feats of Strength" with this very versatile weight set.

#6 Seinfeld A Festivus for the Rest of Us Green Adult Hoodie Sweatshirt- What fan of Festivus would not want this beautiful green hoodie sweatshirt?

#7 Festivus - Airing Of The Grievances Dark T-Shirt- This shirt is great to wear during the "Airing of Grievances".

#8 Happy Festivus Car Magnet- Declare your love of Festivus to the rest of the world with this handy car magnet.

#9 Seinfeld Festivus T-shirt White- With this shirt you will never forget what date Festivus falls on ever again.

#10 StylePlus Silver Aluminum Poles, 6 Foot With White Caps- You simply cannot have Festivus without a proper aluminum pole.  This 6 foot aluminum pole should fit very comfortably in any living room.  Remember, the aluminum pole is the centerpiece of Festivus - a holiday for the rest of us.

#1 Star Wars® Imperial AT-AT All Terrain Armored Transport Vehicle - If your little boy is into Star Wars, then this is the gift.  I know that if I had received this as a child I would have been crying tears of joy.  This AT-AT is just way, way, way too cool.

#2 Star Wars Clone Wars Ultimate Blaster- Oh how I wish they had these when my brother and I were kids!  What little Star Wars fans would not want to run around the house shooting Star Wars blasters at each other?  These are very, very cool and they will provide hours upon hours of fun and laughter.

#3 Star Wars Trilogy - Is there any Star Wars fan that could not watch the original Star Wars trilogy over and over and over?  Get this DVD set and watch Luke, Leia, Han Solo, Chewbacca and Darth Vader in super high quality for many years to come.

#4 Star Wars Child's Deluxe Clone Trooper Costume, Medium- I think that all Star Wars fans have dreamed of dressing up as a Storm Trooper at some point.  These costumes are very high quality and are very, very cool.

#5 Broken (Star Wars: Legacy, Vol. 1) (v. 1) - Do you want to know what happens to the Star Wars Universe after Luke, Leia and Han Solo are all gone?  That is what the "Star Wars:Legacy" comic series reveals.  This is the best graphic novel series that I have ever read.  Trust me, if you are a Star Wars fan, you have got to get these graphic novels.

#6 Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II- If you have a little Star Wars fans that loves to play video games, then this is the gift to get them this holiday season.  This is perhaps the most amazing Star Wars video game that has ever been released.

#7 Star Wars The Clone Wars: The Complete Season Two - Did you know that there is an animated Star Wars television series?  It is called "Star Wars: The Clone Wars", and it is set during the timeline between the second and third prequel movies.  It is actually very well done, and if you have not been watching it, why not get the entire second season and enjoy it with your while family?

#8 Star Wars: The Complete Visual Dictionary - The Ultimate Guide to Characters and Creatures from the Entire Star Wars Saga- Do you know a Star Wars fan who thinks that he or she knows everything that there is to know about Star Wars?  If so, you might want to grab this "dictionary" which is actually more like an encyclopedia.  It contains so much information that it is absolutely mind blowing.

#9 Revell Star Wars - X-Wing fighter- What little Star Wars fan would not want an X-Wing?  I sure wish I had been given one of these when I was a little boy.  If you know a kid who collects Star Wars toys, then this is a gift that would bring huge squeals of joy.

#10 Star Wars Clone Wars Ultimate Light Saber- Is there any Star Wars fan out there that would not love to own a lightsaber?  In the past, toy lightsabers were cheap plastic imitations, but now Hasbro has released what they are calling the "Ultimate Lightsaber".  This is one gift that would blow just about any Star Wars fan away.

#1 Barbie Pink 3-Story Dream Townhouse - Some things never seem to change.  What did all little girls want when you were growing up?  They all wanted a Barbie Dream House, right?  Well, today all little Barbie fans are clamoring for the 3-Story Barbie Dream Townhouse.  If you have a little Barbie fan that you are shopping for, this is the gift to get for the 2010 holidays.

#2 KidKraft Large Kitchen- What little girl would not want her own kitchen to play around in?  They had nothing like this when I was growing up, but I sure wish that they did.  You have got to check this out - it is very, very cool.

#3 Calico Critters Luxury Townhouse - If you have a little girl who loves Calico Critters, then this is the gift to get for the 2010 holiday season.  This four room, two story townhouse for Calico Critters and their Cloverleaf Corner friends will provide years of enjoyment.

#4 Baby Alive Learns to Potty - Some of the stuff that these toy companies come up with is absolutely amazing.  How many little girls would not want a doll that has the ability to learn how to use the potty?

#5 Toy Story 3 Toys - Toy Story 3 is super, super hot among young girls right now! If your little girl loves Toy Story, then you will definitely want to check out Amazon.com's Toy Story 3 superstore.

#6 Disney Princess & Me Dolls - Doesn't every girl just want to be a princess?  Now Disney has gathered together many of the most famous princesses from their films into one collection.  Girls can choose from Ariel, Aurora, Belle, Cinderella, Tiana and many others.  Some girls will inevitably want to collect all of these.

LeapFrog Leapster Explorer Learning Game System

#7 Leapster Explorer - No girl is ever too young to start learning how to use a computer.  For less than $70, your little girl can get a child-safe computer with games, e-books, a video recorder and many other features.

#8 Melissa & Doug Deluxe Standing Easel- Melissa & Doug put out some very, very cool stuff.  If you have a little girl that is into art, then this would make a great gift for her.

#9 Fur Real Friends Biscuit My Lovin Pup - If you can't get your little girl a real dog, then why not get her an interactive pet that behaves like one?  This thing is amazing.  It will shake on command, sit up and beg on command and do a wide array of other tricks.  Any young girl would have fun with this one for hours and hours and hours.

#10 Squinkies Cupcake Surprise! Bake Shop - Apparently this thing is just flying out of stores.  If your little girl is a fan of the "Squinkies", then this is one that you will definitely want to grab this holiday season.  You can find out much more about the Squinkies Cupcake Surprise Bake Shop on Amazon.com.

The following are the 10 best toys for boys in 2010....

#1 Nerf N-Strike Stampede ECS - This is already being called "the best Nerf blaster ever."  If you have ever played around with a Nerf blaster, then you know how incredibly fun they can be.  Just about any boy of any age would love to get one of these.

#2 D-Rex Interactive Dinosaur 2009- Are you kidding me?  What young boy would not want to interact with a T-Rex?  I wish that they had these things when I was a kid!

#3 Imaginext Bigfoot the Monster - What boy would not want a remote-controlled friend that can perform more than 80 different actions and phrases?  This monster will keep young boys giggling for hours and hours.

#4 Razor Ground Force Drifter Kart - If you want to hit a "home run" with your boy this holiday season, this is the one.  What kid wouldn't want to ride around in one of these bad boys?

#5 Fisher-Price DC Super Friends Batman Lights & Sounds Trike- For boys that are too young for the Razor Ground Force Drifter Kart, this would be a great alternative.  If there is one thing that is true about young boys, they love to drive things around. 

#6 Toy Story 3 Toys - Toy Story 3 is super, super hot among young boys right now! If your boy loves Toy Story, then you will definitely want to check out Amazon.com's Toy Story 3 superstore.

#7 Leapster Explorer - You are never too young to start learning how to use a computer.  For less than $70, your boy can get a child-safe computer with games, e-books, a video recorder and many other features.

#8 Star Wars® Imperial AT-AT All Terrain Armored Transport Vehicle - If you boy is into Star Wars, then this is the gift.  I know that if I had received this as a child I would have been crying tears of joy.  This AT-AT is just way, way, way too cool.

#9 Fur Real Friends Biscuit My Lovin Pup- If you can't get your boy a real dog, then why not get him an interactive pet that behaves like one?  This thing is amazing.  It will shake on command, sit up and beg on command and do a wide array of other tricks.  Any young boy would have fun with this one for hours and hours and hours.

#10 Playskool Kota My Triceratops Dinosaur- This one is a little expensive, but what young boy would not want to ride a dinosaur?  If your kid is a dinosaur enthusiast (and what kid isn't), then this would make the ultimate gift.

Embarrassing Medical Exams

#1) A man comes into the ER and yells . . . 'My wife's going to have her baby in the cab.' I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress and began to take off her underwear.

Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs - - - and I was in the wrong one.

-Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Francisco

#2) At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall.

'Big breaths,'. . . I instructed.

'Yes, they used to be,'. . Replied the patient.

-Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA

#3) One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct.

Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a 'massive internal fart.'

-Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg

#4) During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed me, his doctor, that he was having trouble with one of his medications.

'Which one ?'. .. . I asked. 'The patch... The nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours and now I'm running out of places to put it!'

I had him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped I wouldn't see.

Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body!

Now, the instructions include removal of the old patch before applying a new one.

-Submitted by Dr. Rebecca St. Clair, Norfolk, VA

#5) While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, 'How long have you been bedridden?'

After a look of complete confusion she answered . . . ' Why, not for about twenty years - when my husband was alive.'

-Submitted by Dr. Steven Swanson- Corvallis, OR

#6) I was performing rounds at the hospital one morning and while checking up on a man I asked . . .' So how's your breakfast this morning?' 'It's very good except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the taste.'.... Bob replied. I then asked to see the jelly and Bob produced a foil packet labeled 'KY Jelly.'

-Submitted by Dr. Leonard Kransdorf, Detroit

#7) A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered ..... It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery.

When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green and above it there was a tattoo that read . . .' Keep off the grass.' Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said 'Sorry . . . Had to mow the lawn.'

-Submitted by RN no name

#8) As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB. I was quite embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams... To cover my embarrassment
I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly.

The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassing me.

I looked up from my work and sheepishly said. . .'I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?'

She replied with tears running down her cheeks from laughing so hard . . .

'No doctor but the song you were whistling was . . .

'I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener.'

-Dr. Wouldn't submit his name....

#9) A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.

The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

'Breast-fed,' she replied..

'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, 'No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk.'

I know,' she said, 'I'm his Grandma, But I'm glad I came.

The truth is that everyone loves a good joke.  It seems like people are always looking for new jokes to tell at work or at school.  That is why joke books are some of the most unique gift ideas.

If you are looking for a really good joke book, we recommend the Jokelopedia.  It will provide you with enough jokes to last for years!